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Florida 2026, Day 05

At Sea

Day 5 (day 3 on ship) Today we have breakfast in the Buffet where I promptly find the Omelette Bar! Here, you don’t wait at the bar, but I am given a restaurant ‘beeper’ that sounds a signal when your omelette is ready. Tummy satiated, it’s off to explore this humongous ship.

What do you do when you come across a Merry-Go-Round on a cruise ship? Well, you ride on it, of course! Then a kid on a Zip Line flies overhead! We find the Aqua Theater in the back of the ship that we will attend later tonight. And a display showing how a Hobby Horse is made!

We find the “Ultimate Abyss” slide on the 16th floor near the back of the ship. It is a 10 story dry slide that drops you to the 6th floor in 30 seconds. So of course we have to ride it! It is a double slide so Elee and I race to the bottom. I barely eek out the win amid complaints that, “Mine wouldn’t start”, and “I got stuck at the beginning”, yadda, yadda, yadda, LOL. But it was nothing less than thrilling!

We find our way to the “Royal Promenade”, a shopping and entertainment ‘street’ that runs most of the length of the ship on Deck 5. It is impossible to even tell you are on a ship! We find a bar on Deck 6 that overlooks the Promenade and order a couple of drinks while we sit and people watch. Before we know it, a Pirate Show begins among the people milling about and approximately 30-40 entertainment crew put on a show that takes up 100 yards of the Promenade, full with pirate ship props and shark fins floating along the floor. Costumed swashbucklers of all kinds perform to the crowds delight and it seems that by random luck, we have positioned ourselves perfectly to observe the festivities!

We are overlooking a set of fountains that sprays water through colored lights while the pirate show takes place all around it. Elee steps away for a few minutes to use the facilities and when she returns, she exclaims, “When did the Fountain turn into a Bar?” I had been so busy focusing on the show that I never noticed a full on bar, the “Rising Tide Bar”, had dropped down upon the fountain from Deck 8! It turns out that it drops and rises several times per day and you can go in the bar while it is in motion!

The show concludes and a couple arrives with a travel version of the game, “Rummy Cub”. They invite us to join them and we play a round of the game. Our latest new friends, Donna and Randy, from Fort Lauderdale and Philadelphia and quite congenial and friendly.

We wander around more of the ship, even the elevator wells are something to look at! We end up in our cabin where we don our swim gear and kick back in a hot tub on Deck 15. After which we find a bar in the Promenade hosting a Travel Trivia game. We join in the game and don’t do as well as we thought we would but it is fun anyway. The bar is offering Happy Hour Margaritas and we imbibe some more!

We have already made dinner reservations in the Solarium Bistro where, true to their word, Maitre de Salem and Chef Alicia make and serve us complimentary Filet Mignon. Waiter Adhi from Bali takes great care of us and the meal is fabulous! Tonight, Elee joins me and we go back to the Globe & Atlas to listen to the guitar player, Ana. We take up residence at a table for 4 and before long, a brother and sister, Chris and Angie from Minnesota join us and we have another fun evening making more new friends!

At 10:30 PM, we attend the “Aqua 80” show in the water theater at the back of the ship. We made reservations for this show at home before we even left. This show is comprised of high flying aerial acrobatics and high diving from 6 stories up, all while the ship is in motion! Spectacular athletes perform all kinds of aquatic stunts and a few of them even fly over and behind the audience on aerial trapezes!

It is now midnight and tomorrow is a Port Day, so back to our stateroom we go!

Florida 2026, Day 04

Nassau, The Bahamas

Day 4 (day 2 on the ship). We need to meet our tour in the ‘terminal’ by 9 AM. We have breakfast at a Cafe on the ship, it turns out to be Starbucks! (yuk!) Then it’s off the ship and the usual walk into the terminal.

We take some fun shots in and around the terminal area while we look for where to meet our tour guide. It turns out the meeting place is back near the ship!

Our guide walks us to a ferry boat and it’s a 30 minutes boat ride to Rose Island. We ride by what appears to be mansions (probably only summer homes of the rich and famous!) Mega yachts everywhere we look! The water is a fantastic aqua blue-green and there are tourist boats galore! Today we are going to swim with pigs!

The island is tropical and scenic. We are pointed towards a lookout tower on top of the island and we walk the short 50 yards and up about 30 steps to the top of this narrow strip of land. We are told the Pig Adventure will start soon so we head down to the beach, a short 3 minute walk from the top! We are told to walk out into the surf and are each given a plastic cup full of sliced carrots. “Release The Pigs!” We hear a guide shout and sure enough, about 50 pigs come running towards us in the water. We have been given a skewer along with the carrots and told to feed them using the skewer as the pigs have teeth! The Pig Adventure lasts about 15-20 minutes, LOL, after which everyone gets to hold a baby pig. Elee gets in line to hold a pig whereas I, having grown up in farm country, don’t see the alure of holding a pig! A pretty island guide, Lauren, spots us and comes over to chat. She offers to get us some rum drinks but Elee misinterprets her offer and tells her we are heading to lunch.

The beaches are beautiful and the people are friendly. Lots of American, UK and Caribbean music play over not too loud speakers. The day is very pleasant and not hot. The ocean is warm and comfortable. Lunch is rice, fried plantains, fish fingers and Mac & cheese. Throw in a couple Bahama Mama’s to sip on and we are on Island Time as birds and chickens visit us hoping for a dropped morsel or three!

Looking out over the ocean, a sandbar off the beach glows in the sun!

I bump into Lauren and she tells me to wait here and she snags me a strong rum punch! She is probably hoping for a nice cash tip but, alas, I have no cash on me to give! A service lady from the restaurant stops by and chats, Samara. Probably hoping for the same thing as Lauren. I take note to have a little cash on me from now on! Back to the dock and onto the ferry for the ride back.

On the boat ride back I found my first pair of lovers. Those of you who read my blog might know that I always look for lovers all over the world!

We arrive back at 2:30 PM. We know we need to be back on the ship by 3:30. John’s Rum Distillery is a 10-12 minute walk. I researched this place at home and you can bottle your own rum for $20 per bottle. So we walk there, wearing Elee out. But we each fill and seal a bottle. We ask for a taxi ride to the ship. A taxi picks us up in 5 minutes. He only takes cash which we don’t have. He takes me to an ATM and I manage to get money. We get to the Port with 12 minutes to spare. But ours is the furthest ship. Luckily for us, several other passengers are walking with us to the ship. We get there just in time and all is good. We are not the only Mega Ship in port today!

Back on the ship we soak our feet in a pool. The ship’s horn makes us jump as it begins to leave port. I climb out and get some photos of the port as we leave. As the ship leaves port, we see a peninsula island that is one that Royal Caribbean owns and their own resort! We chose not to go there as RC charges in the vicinity of $175 per person to spend the day on their private resort!

Then it is back to our cabin to nap and shower and get ready for dinner. We find our first folded ‘animal’ towel that our Room Steward left for us!

We eat in the Solarium Bistro where we made reservations. It’s served buffet style. Some of the food is fabulous but some falls short. For some reason we don’t understand, the manager approaches us and asks us how everything is. We had not even said much except between ourselves. So we gave him an honest critique of the food, both good and bad. The manager sends the chef out to talk with us. We are mildly surprised but we give the chef the same critique we gave the manager. The chef claims to take our suggestions. Also, the chef insists we return for dinner tomorrow and promises to cook us a premium meal! I think I know where we’ll eat tomorrow!

We order wine to take to the show in the big theater and they give it to us in theater ready glasses (acrylic). We readily find seats in the theater and settle in for a great song and dance performance. We are extremely impressed with the caliber of the show and especially with the stage animatronics. Best we’ve seen on a cruise ship. I am uncertain of the ship’s policy on taking photos during the show, so I hold off for now.

We retire to our cabin but the night is not over. There is a Caribbean Party in the Royal Promenade which is like a city street in the middle of this huge ship! Here I find my second pair of lovers, Austin and Olivia, lovers in the pub! Austin from Minnesota and Olivia from North Dakota. They met in Ashley, ND in college!

I go down and find a great spot in the Globe and Atlas Pub, an Irish Pub in the middle of the party! The atmosphere is electric and not one person is unhappy. Considering there are at least 1000 people in the vicinity, I cannot see an unhappy face.

This Pub has its own entertainment with a guitar player starting soon so I relax and have a glass of wine as I listen to the show all around me. Then it’s back to the cabin for the night!

Florida 2026, Day 03

A really big boat!

Day 3: We wake and walk to breakfast at the same breakfast food truck of yesterday. Here we order ham and cheese croissants, mine with scrambled eggs. We now meet Debbie and Jeff from Minnesota and have a fun chat. We order an Uber and it arrives at 12:30. It’s less than 5 miles to the ship but it takes almost an hour. Sure enough, as we were warned last night, there is a marathon in the area today and traffic is snarled. We had heard about it from Stefan from Quebec who also dined with us last night.

Our Uber driver, Tomas, is pleasant and gets us to the ship around 1:30 PM. We have an easy time boarding and we are on Royal Caribbean’s Oasis of the Seas in no time. Now to get to know one of the largest cruise ships in the world. Passenger capacity is about 6400. We’ll definitely be getting our steps in! We have a Stateroom with a balcony overlooking “Central Park” in the interior of the ship!

The ship is enormous! Somewhere along the lines of 12 swimming pools, water slides, 2 surfing pools, countless restaurants and bars, theaters galore including the 3 story theater in the front. Shops and stores.

I get some photos on deck of parts of the ship and the harbor as we depart Fort Lauderdale. I must point out that this is my first trip without a camera. I am only using my new iPhone 17. It will be interesting to see the caliber of images I capture.

We choose to have dinner in the main restaurant. We wait in line and are soon escorted up two levels to our table. Dinner consists of crab cakes, escargot, prime rib, and cheesecake for dessert. Decadence! We book a comedy club for later and continue to tour the ship. There are countless activities to do on the ship, but reservations are needed for most of them, even the free ones.

Tomorrow will be the first Port Day. We will add the Bahamas to our growing list of places visited. Got to get up early so I’ll bid you good night! Enjoy some photos of the ship with the surfing pools, a miniature golf area, an outdoor BBQ/Smoked Meat Restaurant, antique car, swimming pools and even the, “Bionic Bar” where robots will mix you a drink!

Florida, 2026 Day 01, 02

A day of travel…

Day 1: Our good friend Tony once again gives us a ride to the airport. We get to the airport around 8:00 PM for a 10:00 PM Red Eye flight. I hope we can get some sleep. The flight is uneventful but we get no sleep. Elee has the aisle seat and I have the window. The flight is full and the “Monkey in the Middle” between us is a 6’9” basketball player type. We felt sorry for him. We paid for extra legroom and this poor guy’s knees pushed on the seat in front of us. We change planes in Atlanta and our new “Monkey in the Middle” is a smaller guy. But the flight is barely over and hour and again we get no sleep.

We arrive tired at 9:00 AM in Fort Lauderdale. We hail a cab and get to our hotel around 10:00 AM. After putting our luggage in the hotel, we take a walk around the neighborhood of North Fort Lauderdale. We are only 2 blocks to the beach. We have at least 4 plus hours to kill before we can check in to the hotel. We find a breakfast sandwich food truck that isn’t serving lunch yet so we have a glass of wine. Because why not? We go back to the hotel and they let us check in early. We take a much needed 3 hour nap. We are now in Day 2. We walk to the beach 2 blocks away. I see a ship on the horizon and I get a shot, framing it between 2 trees. Turns out it is our ship!

We find a liquor store and buy wine to take on to the ship. Next door is a fun looking Irish Pub where we have drinks and dinner. We meet Chris and Charlotte and join them at their table. Fun night even when a drunk patron dumps my water glass on me. Then the waitress dumps water on me. We also meet Stefan, a runner from Quebec getting ready to compete in a Marathon occurring tomorrow. We are forewarned that traffic will be difficult even though we are only a few miles from the ship we plan to board. We have Shepherd’s Pie and Mahi Mahi. The fish is severely overcooked. Shepard’s Pie is great. At the end of the night, Chris and Charlotte leave. When we try to pay the bill, our bar tab is missing. It was either the spilled water or Chris and Charlotte paid it. Thanks C & C!!!

Vietnam & Surrounds Day 17

Day 17, Saturday, 3/29/25, The Flight Home

We wake leisurely after 8 AM. The Resort cooks breakfast for us. We pack up for the final time. We have to check out by noon. Our flight isn’t until 6:30 PM but we will go to the airport and check our luggage in. Then look for something to while the time away.

We get to the airport at 12:30. Luggage checked in by 1:30. We walk what seems to be miles through the airport and find the VIP Lounge. $30 each later and we have 3 hours of comfort with food, drinks and electricity.

So I get all my photos into the computer and start to sort them. When our time is up, we walk to the gate, what seems like more miles. We get there just in time to be ushered down stairs to the gate seating. It’s now 6:00 PM and we should board soon.

We have a 2 hour flight to Hong Kong and a 16 hour flight to LAX. Can’t wait for this torture!

I have my sleeping pills at the ready and many various snacks. My noise canceling headphones are in the top of my backpack. I’m good to go!

So we board the first plane to Hong Kong. It’s only a 2 hour flight and everything goes smoothly. We land in Hong Kong and leave the plane. We walk through the airport and the signs all tell us we must go through Security and Customs. I vaguely recall this from the beginning of our trip. But we follow the signs and go through Security and Customs. We do see some signs for “Transit” but don’t understand them. We ask a security person and are told to go through Security and Customs.

Suddenly, after following instructions, we find ourselves outside the secure part of the airport and we hold back the desire to panic. Now we have to go back through Security and Customs again and our time is running short. But we steel ourselves and go through. I get to Passport Control and I look up as Elee goes through. But my Passport isn’t accepted. Elee looks back at me. I mouth the words, “I’m screwed, it won’t scan” and she looks worried. A guard tells me I have to go through the manual line. Luckily (or unluckily), there isn’t a line. The guard takes my Passport and starts to review it. He asks me where I am traveling to and I tell him Los Angeles. I explain what happened with our misunderstanding the signs and all we are doing is changing flights. I give him my boarding pass and explain I have no time left. He seems sympathetic and understanding and processes me through.

We have traveled fairly extensively and I think other, less traveled people, will make more mistakes than we do. We don’t run, but we walk fast and it’s another mile or so to our next Gate. We arrive at the Gate just as our loading time arrives. We have made it! We have missed flights before but this one we have paid for extra leg room for the 16 hours it will take to get home. We board and Elee gets the Aisle Seat and I get the Window Seat. The Middle Seat (we call it, ‘Monkey in the Middle’) is empty.

We watch as everybody boards and stows their Carry On Bags overhead. The plane is filling up. The middle seat remains empty. Then this lovely lady walks up and identifies the middle seat as hers. She is not only very nice and pleasant, she exudes niceness. The only problem is, she weighs somewhere between 350 and 400 pounds. Now, I’m not one to judge people, I love everyone. But when she sits down, she fills her seat and she flows into one third of my and Elee’s seats. We all know that airline seats are minimum sized to begin with. Now we only have two thirds of our seats to ourselves. Good thing we can stretch out our legs!

So here’s where I came prepared. The plane takes off and we are served a meal within the first hour. After finishing that, I take a sleeping pill. Then I inflate my neck pillow and pull the airline supplied blanket over my legs. I put on my headphones. I lean against the window and close my eyes. The sleeping pill does it’s job (Thank you Dr M!) and I do fall asleep. When I wake, I see something that normally would terrify other travelers, I see on the video screen (that I had set to the ‘Flight’ channel that tracks the plane), “Flight Time Remaining, 4 Hours”. I am thrilled!

Why am I thrilled? It’s because the flight is a 16 hour flight and there’s only 4 hours left! I have done quite a few 16 to 18 hour flights and, for the most part, have stayed awake for all of them. What I saw on the flight screen told me that I stayed awake for an hour and then I must have actually slept for 10 to 11 hours! The last 4 hours are absorbed by watching a couple movies and we are served another meal about an hour before landing. Remember we only have two thirds of our seats to ourselves! I fare better than Elee as she is pushed towards the aisle and I am laying against the window. Elee says she didn’t sleep but then she tells me that the flight was only 8 hours. That tells me she got 8 hours of sleep! Good for her!

Now here’s the real kicker! We have completed a Bucket List Item that we didn’t even know we had! We take off from Hong Kong at 1:00 AM on Sunday, 3/30/25. We land in Los Angeles at 9:30 PM on Saturday, 3/29/25. We Time Traveled!!!

We deplane and bid our ‘Monkey in the Middle” lovely lady adieu. (she really was a very lovely lady!). Back in LA, we are consistently amazed at technology as the screens and cameras we walk up to, look at us and without showing any passports or paperwork, greet us and say, “Welcome home, Mr Don (insert my real name here)”!

Our great friend, Tony, is on his way to get us. I text him (I put my home Sim Card in my phone a couple hours before landing) when we land and he tells me he is 20 minutes from the airport! Perfect! We clear Customs with our Trusted Traveler status and don’t have to deal with long lines. Our ride home with our good friend is full of exhausted travel stories and promises of sharing more!